Thursday, August 18, 2005


Tying the knot in Texas?
Grey Owl
August 18, 2005

CRAWFORD TX- Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore may marry in September. Ms Sheehan's husband was offered an undisclosed sum of money by the movie producer to free his wife so she could wed Mr. Moore, who is divorcing his own wife to be with the Bush protester. This, according to a source close to the couple, who are encamped together on the Texas prairie near the Bush ranch to protest the war in Iraq.

“I’ve always been attracted to fat men,” she said. “There’s something about the thought of all that blubber that just lights my fire. And, I don't know - spending so much time sweating together out here under the Texas sun in our common cause has brought us closer, and well, I guess it was inevitable.”

According to Ms Sheehan, the couple will set up housekeeping in Beverly Hills, but plan to spend their honeymoon in a tent pitched just outside the fence line of President Bush’s ranch. “So we can continue our protest,” the blushing bride admitted. “After we bring down the United States Government we plan to take on Tony Blair,” Sheehan added. "Not many people know it, but Blair also has a ranch. And he keeps slaves just like Bush does." she added.

When asked to comment, Mr. Moore said only that he had no plans to marry Ms Sheehan and that the idea was absurd. “I think the heat’s got her,” he said. ducking into his oversize limo. "And I'm outta here!"